gift from the I.C.

the scottish crew gave me a cool new gift: this bad boy should be getting added to the cavalcade of machines in use.

hotlink image rewrite in apache

this is a real simple way to redirect all hotlinked images to another image in apache from either the httpd.conf or an htaccess file: RewriteEngine on RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://(.+\.)?insert_url_here\.com/ [NC] RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^$ RewriteRule .*\.(png|gif|bmp|jpg)$ image_here.jpeg [L] format is real simple, you just have to change insert_url_here\.com to your url so that any request coming … Read More


hello all, as some of you may noticed that the format and layout has changed. i am in the process of changing from simplephp blog to wordpress since simplephp is no longer being maintained. all the old posts are going to be brought over to this new layout bit by bit but for now are … Read More


to the one or two of you that read this slop every now and then i apologize for no recent updates. i have been working on migrating all the content on this site to wordpress since this particular software is no longer being maintained. look forward to more updates soon.