as quoted again by mf:
mf: failover? me: cable mf: put a load balancer on that thing with an access point and peer with your phone's wifi as backup link me: lol mf: that's something we would do here, except we would make the load balancer out of a palm3 with screwdrivers for antennae and power cords for network cables. me: LOLOL mf: maybe it would involve some sort of badger or marmoset.
mf always guarantees fun.