once upon a midnight dreary
while i pron surfed weak and weary
over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’.

While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark
suddenly there came a warning
and my heart was filled with mourning
mourning for my dear amour
” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, ”
give me back my free hardcore!”…..

quoth the server, 404.